Time now : 10.21pm
Just now 2 dogs came barking up my house .
For some freakin' reason which i am very sure you'll find it stupid
The dogs (which i have labelled my neighbours as they are F****ing irritating )
have barked up the wrong door , first the bitch came up and hurled words of no reasons to my mum asking her why did she (my mum) say that the dog poured water and sand on the floor infront of my (my house) door. Then she started talking in dog languages ( if i understand any)
it goes like this ... " woof woof woof , woooff wooff woof!! woof woof bark bark bark ."
I think that bitch is trying to say im a bitch so stop telling me what to do . i have a mind of my own ( i doubt so.. )
Anyway she left after losing to me . No lah jk =.= losing to my mum and dad ( WOOTS TWO SWORDS AS ONE aka shuang jian he bi ) LOLS!! anyway my mum and dad tried their best to stoop to their level by trying their best to talk in dog languages which i think sounds more human to me =.=
So her brother came after that ( he is a bastard for i assume because he had a bitch as a sister )
It started asking , "woof woof woof!" ( i guess it meant what you want )
If I could talk in dog languages i would just say , EFF OFF! We do not want anything so stop bothering us and eff off . So ya the bastard even tried to threaten my mum and dad by saying he wants to call the police . But ya ...
*laser shot by bastard * *dodged by mum and dad * * reflect it with the swords they have*
"BASTARD. 1 HIT K.O. "
WOOTS AND MY MUM AND DAD WON AGAIN !!!!
anyway ya lah thats about what happened today . I can hear the dogs barking at their kennel ( is that what you call a dog's home? ) to another neighbour whom i assume is their partner in crime . For now i shall call "him" a dog's dog =D.
Anyway went out yesterday and the day before . i forget what happen when.
anyway i think i went to bishan park with shimei , jielin and rah . went rollerblading~ HEHE
so ya just blade lor ( my blade is slow please dun kill me T.T ) its tiring ~.~
Oh also went basketballing for the past few days . Today also !! we trashed some lil kids and zx made a girl emo ( HAHA THE GIRL BARK UP WRONG DOOR) stupid =.=
Ya lah wish to go out again some other days =DDDDDD
I GO DO E-LEARNING LIAO HAVEN DO !! I WENT SLEEPING =.=
TATA!
BANG BANG BANG AND AWAY!!!
(p.s. some dogs just cant comprehend basic commands like shoo!)